Employee 2: This Time it’s Personnel
First, there was the flood. When the waters subsided, the movies were intact. Wait, did I mention the movies before? Shoot. Okay, first there were movies. It was a fruitful time, with acquisitions and reproductions abounding.
Then came the flood. When the waters subsided, the movies were still there. But times had changed.
Alone against an endless sea of DVD’s, they stand. They are our only hope of getting rid of this mess. They are THE REVIEWERS.
She was a woman with a mission
She wanted to know the extent of the boundless library she found herself in. There were endless worlds at her fingertips, and she wanted to explore each one. She knew that the only way to discover them all and not get lost was to go straight through them.
He was a man with a goal
He was only 14,600 days away from retirement when the call came in. There were too many, they said, there was no way to get through them all. But he knew that with his gal at his side, anything was possible. He knew that they’d have to go straight through them.
Together, we are going to watch all of these movies, reliving our best purchases alongside our worst ones. There are some that we know will be bad, but we will watch them anyway. The only thing we ask of you is to… I guess just read the reviews.
I really appreciate your inclusion of trigger warnings to let me know what might be disturbing!
Parent
This is by far the only blog that I’ve read all the way through.
Joe B.
You guys rated it poorly, but I thought it was kinda good.
Probably anyone with taste
We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.
You should’ve received a notice in the mail about your car’s extended warranty eligibility.
Why are you reviewing these alphabetically?
Person who didn’t read the About page
Google what does IG mean, please?
Grandma, please don’t comment here, just call me
I was surprised how many actors are in other movies! But then on second thought, I guess it’s kinda their job to be in other movies. Anyway, there are a TON of actors!
J.B.
In my day, television was called ‘a book.’
Peter Falk
This is genius! I want to pay you a lot of money for some reason!
I’m NOT sending you any money upfront. I will not fall for that again.
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